Wednesday, August 10, 2005




Samantha: I've lost my orgasm. Carrie: In the cab? Charlotte: What do you mean, 'lost'? Samantha: I just spent the last two hours fucking with no finale. Carrie: It happens. Sometimes you just can't get there. Samantha: I can always get here. Charlotte: Every time you have sex? Carrie: She's exaggerating. Please say you're exaggerating. Samantha: Well, I'll admit I have had to polish myself off once or twice, but yes! When I RSVP to a party, I make it my business to come.

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Mr. Big: Hey, have you got a light?Carrie: I quit.Mr. Big: Aw, we always used to share a cigarette together. Carrie: We did a lot of things that were bad for me together

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