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Monday, June 20, 2005

The women of Sex in The City

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Saturday, June 18, 2005

Miranda on Samantha actually liking a guy: Oh my God we're gonna have to ice skate home. Hell just froze over.
Samantha (on her knees in Richard's office): Da ist ein shoener perfekta schwanz.
Miranda: Okay I reeeeeaaaally need to have sex with him now. Next time he gets back in town I'll be too big and he won't want to. Nothing puts a man off sex like pregnancy. This is my last chance. Last chance for sex.Carrie: You're not on death row.Miranda: Yes I am. Dead woman fucking.
Miranda: He couldn't remember my name?Carrie: Maybe you should have shown him both boobs.
Samantha on a dating service ad that was mailed to Carrie: That's the postal equivalent to a drive by shooting.
On Carrie's birthday, Samantha on her filling out the age portion of a survey: Honey, welcome to my box.
Carrie on masturbating to George Clooney: Clooney's like a Chanel suit, he'll always be in style.
Drunken Birthday Girl at a restaurant: Twenty five!? FUCK I'm old!
Carrie: I'm thirty five.Samantha: Oh shut the fuck up, I'm a hundred and forty.
Lynn Cameron (Fashion Show Producer played by Margaret Cho): You're fucking doing my show if I have to hunt you down, skin you alive and have one of the other models wear you.
Samantha: This photo is just for me! So that when I'm old and my tits are in my shoes I can say, "damn I was hot."

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